A History Of Shaq's Greatest Emasculations

A History Of Shaq's Greatest Emasculations

SHAQ SONS HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER

SHAQ-MASCULATION RATING:
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• On the track "Biological Didn't Bother," off his album Shaq-Fu: Da Return, the Big Diesel credits his stepdad, Philip Arthur Harrison, with raising him and airs his bio-dad out for abandoning him, using drugs and going on Ricky Lake's talk show in a transparent attempt to get back in Shaq's life for a pay day. Pops goes the weasel!


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    KO March 6th, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    Shaq and the reporter are good friends. That was pretty typical of them.

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    ed March 7th, 2009 at 08:48 PM

    you can't emasculate Ron Van Gundy Jeremy. Are you serious? Ron Jeremy is two feet shorter and six inches longer. I'd get all paranoid and overreact if I was shaq too.

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    Dale Brown March 8th, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    Outside of Ali, has there ever been a better sports personality? May Big Cactus' impending retirement bring about Kazaam II.

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