You might think that Adidas is just out here all slutty, getting in bed with everybody, but I think they've actually been really smart with who they choose to partner up with for all these collaborative projects. Were you guys good at picking a partner when it came time to do a group project? The last group project I ever worked on was in college. It involved PowerPoint and everyone in my group got stuck with this one turbo nerd. He was all about getting everything done fucking months ahead of time and even wanted to rehearse. I was like, "Practice? We talkin' 'bout practice, man?" As a compromise, he had us all email him our slides so he could review them. Just to fuck with him I added a bunch of goofy animations and sound effects. Surprisingly, he got the joke and was relaxed until the day of the actual presentation. I didn't realize I had forgotten to edit out all the animations and effects until a bunch of explosions went off in the middle of class and the phrase "guanine nucleotide-binding proteins" started spinning around in gold Comic Sans. Moral of the story? You don't want to work on a group project with me. Instead, partner up with A Kind of Guise and Adidas because they made these dope ass sweaters.
