I've got a lot of time for Yohji Yamamoto. The boy is, like, 200 years old, but he's still keeping it #relevant. Maybe if you herbs stopped copping secondhand Y-3 from eBay and started buying directly from his store, he wouldn’t have to flip his luxe shit for 50% retail every two weeks.

This Y-3 "Luxe Track Jacket" is not a track jacket. LOL it's a coat. I don’t know why it's listed as a track jacket and I don't know why it's on sale. If it was only available in fat person sizes then, yeah, sure, reduce the fuck out of that shit. But it's in small and medium too? Whatever. You should buy this shit, dawgie. Do it now. What else are you going to spend that $350 on? Keeping the bae fed? Rent? Fuck that shit. It's summer and you need another black coat because it's summer and you don't need another black coat. If you're really 'bout that Four Pins life you know what I'm talking about.

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