Hello our lords. Yesterday, Bauce Sauce made his sneakerhead debut to the Internet as he tried to unload a pair of Air Jordan IIIs at DJ Clark Kent's Ultimate Sneaker Expo. Reveling in his new-found expertise, Sauce went on Twitter and appraised his followers' sneakers. And the outcome was way better than the footwear posted.

He may have survived a Sneaker Expo, but does he have a new career at guessing the worth of worn sneakers? Click through the slideshow to get some guaranteed laughs and find out.