What to Never Say in a Conversation About Sneakers

Don't fake the funk.

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If you're new to sneakers and you don't really have that much concrete knowledge yet, there are some things you should never do. Most people are into sneakers, but might not feel comfortable actually holding a conversation with friends or strangers who seem like experts. If this is the case, don't try and fake the funk.

This handy guide will help you blend in by teaching you what not to do. It can go without saying: Don't try too hard. But when talking to sneakerheads, it's trickier than that.

You might think you're saying the right things, meanwhile you're totally screwing up what little cred you have. Here's What to Never Do in a Conversation About Sneakers.

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Only talk about the most recent celeb signing.

Co-sign everything.

How much you paid for your sneakers.

Talking about farming when someone mentions seeding.

Admit you don't know how an RSVP system works.

Say the only Jordans that matter are...

Try and play Devil's Advocate.

Drop names of well-known sneakerheads just to impress people.

Assume that everyone only wears Air Jordans or Nikes.

Be a total hypebeast.