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Image via adidas

While most Americans won't get a glimpse of the Sochi Open Ceremonies until tonight, the festivities kicked off this morning in Russia. While the opening event is an open call for hard-to-understand-if-you're-not-from-there national tributes and falling asleep before they get to announce your home country, it's no stranger to fashion faux pas as well. Thanks to

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Switzerland
Images via Swiss Olympic Committee

Country: Switzerland
Official Outfitter: Salomon

Your dad could be a Swiss professional athlete by the looks of it.

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Images via NZ Olympics Facebook Page
Images via NZ Olympics Facebook Page

Country: New Zealand
Official Outfitter: Mons Royale

Are you intimidated yet?

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Images via H&M
Images via H&M

Country: Sweden
Official Outfitter: H&M

Hypebeast nation.

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Image via Ralph Lauren
Image via Ralph Lauren

Country: United States of America
Official Outfitter: Ralph Lauren

It's America, so...

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Image via adidas
Image via adidas

Country: Great Britian
Official Outfitter: adidas

After the Summer Olympics they didn't care. We just hope they let Stella help out with the figure skaters.

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Image via Lacoste
Image via Lacoste

Country: France
Official Outfitter: Lacoste

We'd cop all that.

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Image via Lativian National Olympic Committee
Image via Lativian National Olympic Committee

Country: Latvia

Tina said it best:

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Image via nbcolympics.com
Image via nbcolympics.com

Country: Russia
Official Outfitter: Bosco

We get it. You're Russia.

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Image via theguardian.com

Country: Czech Replubic

Oh boy.

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Image via fashionmagazine.com

Country: Estonia
Official Outfitter: Monton

Estonia looks a lot like suburban families from Colorado...

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Image via nbcolympics.com
Image via nbcolympics.com

Country: Mexico
Official Outfitter: Kappa

KING.

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Country: Latvia

The new jet-set.

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Image via Sochi 2014
Image via Sochi 2014

Country: Germany
Official Outfitter: Bogner, adidas, Sioux

Too many cooks in the kitchen?

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Image via Croatian National Olympic Committee
Image via Croatian National Olympic Committee

Country: Croatia

Brought to you by Rally's and Checkers.

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Image via fashion-headline.com
Image via fashion-headline.com

Country: Japan
Official Outfitter: Daimaru Matsuzakaya

Confused for flight attendants en route.

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