While most Americans won't get a glimpse of the Sochi Open Ceremonies until tonight, the festivities kicked off this morning in Russia. While the opening event is an open call for hard-to-understand-if-you're-not-from-there national tributes and falling asleep before they get to announce your home country, it's no stranger to fashion faux pas as well. Thanks to
Official Outfitter: Salomon
Your dad could be a Swiss professional athlete by the looks of it.
Country: New Zealand
Official Outfitter: Mons Royale
Are you intimidated yet?
Official Outfitter: H&M
Country: United States of America
Official Outfitter: Ralph Lauren
It's America, so...
Country: Great Britian
Official Outfitter: adidas
After the Summer Olympics they didn't care. We just hope they let Stella help out with the figure skaters.
Official Outfitter: Lacoste
We'd cop all that.
Tina said it best:
Official Outfitter: Bosco
We get it. You're Russia.
Country: Czech Replubic
Official Outfitter: Monton
Estonia looks a lot like suburban families from Colorado...
Official Outfitter: Kappa
The new jet-set.
Official Outfitter: Bogner, adidas, Sioux
Too many cooks in the kitchen?
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Official Outfitter: Daimaru Matsuzakaya
Confused for flight attendants en route.