Here are a few things that might happen to you if you wear the Nike Free Trainer 3.0 Mid Shield "USA" to the gym:
- Girls will mistake you for an injured, retired, or Summer Olympian.
- People will start chanting "U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A" in time to your reps.
- Seeing you have on Shield-equipped trainers, hot moms will beg you to help them push their cars out of the snow banked parking lot.
- This man will appear out of nowhere to do this.
So cop your pair today at Nike online or at your closest Nike retailer and tell us how it goes.
$120
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