Like all classic Air Jordan sneakers, the Jordan XII "Taxi" has a great backstory that goes something like this: Michael Jordan was a fucking boss and was king of the universe and won everything and killed it. But more important than nostalgia story time at Four Pins is if something looks dope or not. And these look fucking dope. Admittedly, these aren't as fuegisto as the black with white "Playoffs", but XII's don't get retro'd that often, so quit being such a dick about it. These will look wildly choice with black pants and black overcoats this winter as you step gingerly through the streets trying not to get dirty snow slush all over them because you are too inherently impatient to simply wait until spring to wear anything new. Look for the Jordan XII "Taxi" at various Jordan stockists such as Finish Line on December 14 for $170.