10 Ways The Government Shutdown Will Affect Sneakerheads

Can't we all just get along?

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Today the US Government decided to put their pansy ass personal agendas ahead of the well being for our entire country. While the House and Senate play hard to get with each other, the world we know is going to have to deal with the consequences and even sneakerheads will be affected. The government shutdown won't keep the most dedicated sneakerheads from getting their hands on new releases but it will change the way you go about getting your new sneakers, among other things. With that said, take some time to check out 10 Ways The Government Shutdown Will Affect Sneakerheads, so you can be prepared for the change that is upon us.

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You will have to cut back on Baby Jordans.

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No more looking at the copies of Where'd You Get Those and Sole Provider at the Library of Congress.

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Instagram likes will be significantly decreased.

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NASA's shutdown means the next incarnation of Lunar will be delayed indefinitely.

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Sneaker cleaning supplies won't be impacted.

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The Foot Locker jobs site is now shut down.

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Obama will hire Nelly to teach him to step in Air Force 1s since Air Force One will be grounded.

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Online releases will get easier because people won't be able to afford Internet access.

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Lineups will be longer because less people have jobs.

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In order to support our country's leaders, left and right will now be packaged separately.

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