The 10 Worst Sneaker Pickup Lines

You're failing, breh.

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"What size shoe do you wear? I'm going to guess size sexy!"

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"Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"

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"You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes."

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"Listen to Nike... just do it."

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"If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas sneakers!"

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"If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?"

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"If I buy you sneakers, will you kick it with me?"

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"Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else."

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"Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you been running through my mind all day!" - Will Smith

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"You're like Jordans on a Saturday: I gotta have you and I cannot wait!" - Chris Brown

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