Chad Johnson has a lot of things: Six Pro Bowl experiences, several aliases, a crazy ex-wife, and a picture of a pair of Nike Air Yeezy II "Red Octobers" that he'd like you to believe are his.

The former NFL wide receiver posted an image of the much-anticipated sneakers on his Instagram account last night with the text, "Red Octobers..."

The problem is, they aren't his, and he makes no attempt to explain that to people. These sneakers were posted on SneakerWatch a few weeks back, but Johnson threw up the image on his IG, and he wasn't fooling anyone.

The comments read, "Stole this pic... Smh," and "People are dumb as shit these aren't his."

Not everything posted on Instagram is guaranteed to belong to whoever posted it, but when you don't make the effort to tell people, "Man, I can't wait until these come out," and then post the pic, you look like you're trying too hard.

We all want these sneakers, and few of us will get them. There's no need to lie to people that you got yours early, Chad. And um, do we even know these are real? Do YOU, Chad?