You need to buy a pair of very white sneakers. I’m talking conspicuously white sneakers. Why? Because NYFW is coming up and there is nothing cooler than blindingly white sneakers at a runway show. When the lights dim and you’re sitting first row, the photographers who focus on the details and the "beauty in the mundane" will shoot your sneakers in the half-light of pre-show buzz. That or it’ll make it really easy for security to kick you out. A brolic dude in a black suit will be all, “HEY YOU, WITH THE WHITE SNEAKERS. OUT.” They never say please, do they?