Get Drenched

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Nike just dropped these NFL "Get Drenched" (gross) jerseys, which are pretty clean and the perfect alternative to looking like a total asshole walking around in an actual NFL jersey. Like, dude, I don't care that you are in love with that mouth-breather Eli Manning and still think calling people "gay" is a good insult. I work in menswear, bro. I'm worried about important shit, like aesthetics and fit. These are also a pretty good alternative to waiting in line at Supreme for one of their fake NFL jerseys, which also runs you the risk of looking like a dickhead. Thank you for helping us all not look like total assholes, Nike.