10 Reasons You Should Already Give Up On Getting The Red Air Yeezy IIs

Red October.

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The all-red Nike Air Yeezy II is months from releasing and it ain't hard to tell that this is going to be the most chaotic sneaker drop of all time. This past weekend Kanye's crew shed a little more hope for the masses with a three week running contest to be 1 of 50 lucky winners to get a pair. We know you're feeling good about yourself and your chances like a college Freshman six beers deep talking to his orientation crush, but just stop right there, it's going to get ugly. At the end of the day chances are you are going home empty handed, again just like college. We decided to give you a few reasons why things aren't looking good, hit the jump to check out 10 Reasons You Should Already Give Up On Getting The Red Air Yeezy IIs so we have a better shot. Accepting it now will keep the Twitter tears from surfacing in October. 

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The Nike RSVP Has Already Ended, Thanks For Trying

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If You Show Any Interest People Will Come To You For A Connect

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Non-Sneakerheads Think Yeezy's Will Make You Walk on Water Now

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Not For Sale

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Your Friends Will Hate You

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You Can't Rock Them Without Being Bothered

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What Size Are You? Yeah, Those Are Sold Out

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This Isn't Willy Wonka

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Your Sneakers Or Your Life?

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So Many Other Great Shoes

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