Look, it's not like sneakers take up a lot of space in the grand scheme of things. Heck, people collect cars. Thing is, those people are generally guys like Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno who could collect goddamn planets if they wanted to. When they run out of garage space, they just buy another building or block or small town or whatever. And they have people who take care of them (the cars, that is). Maybe you should get into something more manageable, like watches. Or stamps.