Air Jordan V "Independence Day" 

Who: Kris Humphries 

Thanks to his 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian, his name has been relevant for the first time outside of the Garden State. If any company is lacing him with extra kicks due to his short-lived Kardashian fame that’s so lame, almost as lame as subpoenaing Kanye with a Nordstrom's gift. But we gotta give him props on that Foot Locker spot, at least he has a sense of humor.