Got His Vans On But They Look Like Sneakers
You haven't skated since you hung up your Toys R Us-bought Variflex back in '89, but that doesn't mean you can't look the part - a closet filled with Authentics and Eras speaks to that. Too bad that kid from Odd Future bit your whole style. Maybe it's time to expand. You know, to Chukkas and Sk-8 His.