Date: 2004

This wouldn't have been so bad had everyone in the world simply said "ew" and gotten on with their lives. But no. Fat Joe licked the soles of his original Air Jordan VII "Olympics" (which were selling for $5,000 on "the eBay") and next thing you know there are 185,635,432 photos of people licking (or at least pretending to lick) their sneakers all over the Internet. Thanks a lot, Mr. Cartagena.