She Still Hasn't Worn Those Military IVs You Bought Her
You picked up those Military Blues for her back in 2006 because she "thought they were cute." But no matter how many times you try to get her to lace them up for one of those his and hers Instagram pics, they're still on ice in the back of the closet. And now they've been retroed AGAIN, so you can't even make your money back. Bummer.