10. Wear Hardbottoms
"Man, I'm a sneakerhead. I wear sneakers everywhere. Why shouldn't I?" Damn right, B. Wear sneakers to your prom, wear sneakers to your graduation, wear sneakers to your wedding. Hell, get buried in your sneakers - give "Fresh Out the Box" a whole new meaning. And when you look back at photos of yourself on those special days (OK, well, except the last one), just explain to anyone curious enough to ask that this is your LIFE, man.