7. Air Jordan IV "Black/Cement"
When They Should Release: May 7, 2014 (25th anniversary of "The Shot")
Poor Craig Ehlo. While we're sure the "Cavs" IVs brought back all sorts of unwelcome memories, a proper retro of the "Playoffs" IVs would bring them all flooding back one more time. Maybe a percentage of the profits could go to his therapist. (Bonus: this release would also celebrate the Bulls' first trip to the Eastern Conference Finals. Damn Pistons.)