10. Air Jordan III "Black/Cement"
When They Should Release: Tomorrow (25th anniversary of the 1988 NBA All-Star Game in Chicago, Jordan MVP)
Today's Air Jordan III Retro 88 release will no doubt crash Nike's servers. Were they to retro the black/cement IIIs with "Nike Air" on the back, it would likely crash the entire nation's power grid, sending us into a new Dark Ages. On second thought, maybe this shouldn't happen.