Model: Jordan Spi'zike
Career Stats: 33.0 MPG 15.9 PPG 4.0 APG 3.2 RPG 1.3 SPG

Captain Jack! He's a crazy bastard. Homie can wear whatever he wants. Have you heard his raps? Stephen Jackson is the most thugged-out, official street cat in the NBA. We're going to leave him alone...but still put him on the list.