The New Guy
The New Guy might be first in line because he's been waiting a full two days longer than anyone else. Hey, he doesn't know any better. He'll be able to cop for sure, but at what price? Either that, or he shows up 20 minutes before the store is supposed to open, is shocked that there are people already waiting, then spends all day in line and winds up with an XXXL tee just for the sake of buying SOMETHING. If this episode doesn't traumatize him for life, maybe he'll learn some things and become a vet. Someday.