This guy hasn't been camping since a Cub Scout outing when he was nine, and thinks that sleeping on a sidewalk is the most exciting event of his life. Rain? That just makes it that much more memorable. He's likely to be the most chipper throughout the experience, and, if he's close enough to the front of the line, the most likely to take the full brunt of The Bully's wrath. Heck, we kind of want to punch him, too.