Modern Interpretation: So you know how it works. There's those sneakers you always wanted — the Grails, if you were — then the ones you wouldn't buy if they were 150 percent off, and others that you're just totally indifferent about. But there's a fourth category as well. You're scrolling through the blogs or your Twitter feed, you see a pair of sneakers, and all of a sudden you need them more than anything in the world. Just slow down for a minute, will you? If you didn't know about them at all yesterday, you don't need to have them by tomorrow.
10. Thou Shalt Not Covet What Thou Didn't Realize Existed 10 Minutes Ago