Angle is Everything
We get that you're trying to show off your entire fit, but keep the crotch shots to you and your smash. We ain't tryin' to see that, player. General rule of thumb, if you're shooting from the hip, you're doing it wrong. If you can, take the picture from close to the ground to show as much of your kicks as possible. Otherwise it just looks like you're 12 feet tall and showing off your fly, uh, fly.