You Couldn't Get A Pair, So Now They're Whack
Three months ago when those first pics of this month's Jordan drop leaked —you know, the blurry ones that were taken with a flip phone in someone's bedroom — you were all about them. Then come drop day, you slept and couldn't get your size. Now you claim you never wanted them and "them shits is whack anyway." Be careful though, this is the type of bitterness that makes you famous with a "You mad, bro?" meme posted all over NT.