6. Von Wafer
Model: Jordan 6 Rings
Career Stats: 12.4 MPG 5.3 PPG 1.2 RPG 0.7 APG
How in the name of Nilla Wafers is Von Wafer allowed to wear Jordans? Stern needs to fine him every time this happens. Von is the kid stinking it up on the playground in the freshest gear. Plus, he rocks a faux-hawk year round. Yuck.