We Can Memorize Sneaker Release Dates, If Nothing Else 

Sneakerheads are always looking ahead. Whether it's because they need to plan out the cash they're gonna drop or whatever it is, most teenage sneakerheads will remember when the next Air Jordan Retro drops even though they can't remember to send their grandmother a birthday card even WITH a written reminder. And the same kid who can't keep track of a chore schedule for a week will have an Excel spreadsheet in his head for the next season of Tier Zero drops. Priorities, some people just don't have them.