Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. That classic romantic move of trailing rose petals to the bedroom seemed like too much work, but now your girl has you thinking differently after leading you out of your apartment with shoelaces lining the stairwell. You finally come to the end, only to find her dumping your kicks straight into the dumpster. A sure sign it's time to step your romance game up, Mr. Don Juan.
She's Got You Dumpster Diving