These Sheeds have been through a lot, as you can tell by the general shoddy condition and the fact that the straps (which have never been strapped properly) are nearly worn through. When David Stern direly pronounced his "ENORMOUS CONSEQUENCES" statement about the NBA lockout, I went immediately to NIKEiD to do up a pair of shoes — only to find the phrase exceeded the allowable lettering by a lot. But I did have these Sheeds and a Sharpie, so...