Momma did always say travel light. And we guess that's just what the owner of this gang of sneakers stuffed with nearly five pounds of cocaine was thinking. After all, who uses bags any more? The unidentified individual evidently abandoned the candy-filled kicks coming into JFK last Thursday. Pablo Escobar would be so disappointed. While the authorities are attempting to search out the rightful owner, we might would have a few guesses if the shoes were some Js or AF1s (the ones on the far right might be fugazy AF1s), but these skippies — not so much. Let's keep the kicks on your feet, bro. 

[via Gawker]