"Red light! Red light! RED LIGHT!"
Pro tip: Save the blood-curdling scream for a moment of actual danger.
Honestly, we'd rather barrel into an intersection at 45 mph. than see you slam your imaginary brake into the floorboards again. If we're careening off of a bridge whilst taking a selfie, then by all means speak up. But if we're decelerating towards a herd of brake lights, then there's no need to put your foot through the glove box and scream, "STOP!" Chill, bruh. We're not planning on using them any time soon, but this Ford Fusion has airbags for a reason.