"O-M-G! Guess who got engaged?"
Pro tip: Unless your friend that does bottle service at LIV Nightclub is "now listed as single," no one cares about your news feed. Not even a little bit.
Engagement photos and humblebrags are not breaking news, so keep your social network findings between you and your smart phone, please. Hit us with a "Who would you rather," "Slug-a-Bug," or really anything besides Facebook.