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"We need to find a bathroom. I have to go."

Pro tip: Don't shotgun a 24-ounce Monster Energy drink before a road trip. Instead, pop a Xanax.

We'd rather pull over at a truck stop than have passengers relieve themselves on the cloth interior of our backseat, but that doesn't make the urination proclamation any less annoying. Drivers are inherently selfish. Unless it's our bladder that's being stretched, we're not all that interested in finding an exit ramp. We're focused on making it to VIP's gentlemen's club before their 11 p.m. cover charge takes effect. So if you can just hold it and shut your mouth, that'd be great.

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