In Nooksack, Washington a group of robbers managed to evade cops for five hours until they made a stupid mistake. The 22-year-old driver of the getaway car decided that it would be a great idea to paint the exterior of their green Nissan 240 SX black, because obviously police officers are robots and can only identify things that are exactly as described by dispatch. The only problem with their scheme is that they forgot to change the South Dakota license plates. Border patrol cars found the car parked at a local highschool. Way to go, idiots.