Ostrich: "Bruh, what the hell are you doing?"
Big Sean: "Trying to steer you, you're out of control, homie."
Ostrich: "I don't have a steering wheel, you idiot."
Big Sean: "Oh ... you right, I couldn't see shit with these sunglasses on."
Ostrich: "Put your other leg over to the other side and stop saying swerve."
[You know Big Sean would totally talk to his pet ostrich.]