Chinese Man Tries To Dupe Airport Security with A Turtle Disguised As A Burger

Chinese Man Tries To Dupe Airport Security with A Turtle Disguised As A BurgerNot the turtle in question. Image via SCMP

This is almost too good to be true! A Chinese man actually tried to disguise a turtle as an adorably slow KFC hamburger to get through security at the Guangzhou Baiyun International Airport. Agents noticed that the burger had legs when it went through the X-ray scanners, but the man still denied allegations until they opened the wrapper. Some people are so dumb. Everyone knows that turtles should be painted as pepperoni pizzas before taken on planes. 

[via DeathandTaxes]

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