The Douchiest Forms of Transportation

Motorized Skateboards

A skateboard does not need a motor. Ever. It's supposed to be kick, push-not stand like a total chode and lean occasionally. When you're taking the exercise out of something that is powered by exercise, you look like somebody who eats "salads" consisting of iceburg lettuce, 18 scoops of baco bits, 9 scoops of croutons and a 13-second squeeze of ranch dressing. 


blog comments powered by Disqus