4. The Adventure Tourer
This rider laughs at daily city commutes in stop-and-go traffic. That's not real riding. Real riding is visiting international points of interest solely via motorcycle. Machu Picchu? The Andes mountains? Getting as close to Pripyat (where the Chernobyl nuclear disaster happened) as possible? Been there, done that -- on bikes that can go almost anywhere when ridden by a skilled rider. Unless you're a fellow adventure tourer, it's highly unlikely you'll ever see this rider in the wild -- your life is simply too mundane.