Lit "My Own Worst Enemy"
So you were at a party with your girl, had a little too much to drink and maaaaybe told her that her best friend is way hotter than she is, so she stormed out and went home. Whatever you do, do not get into your car and throw this song on. The events that follow will probably mirror the song. Your car will end up in your front yard, you'll try to break in through the window, and eventually get arrested. Sleep at your friend's house and talk to her in the morning, bro.