Profiling the Different Types of Car Parkers

The Person Who Takes up Two or More Spots

This is one of our biggest pet peeves in all of our driving experiences. Some people are just idiots, and really don't pay attention to anything, particularly the fact that their gigantically wide turn left one-third of their pickup chilling in the spot directly next to the one they were actually trying to park in. Other people, whom we hate even more, purposely take up two spots, because they think they are God's shining gift to the world and their car is the second coming of the Messiah. Here's a bit of advice: If you don't trust anybody in the world, you're really not going to enjoy your life. We don't want you to just leave your car in your garage (Russ and Clark Kent's "Wear Your Kicks" philosophy applies to "DRIVE YOUR CARS), so maybe just go park it as far away as possible from everybody. Just don't waste our precious spots.

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