Profiling the Different Types of Car Parkers

The Person on the Curb

A close cousin to the I'll-know-when-I-hit-something parker, this person gives less than no fucks. They know they're horrible at parking, and that's that. They're not going to do anything to change it, so if you live on his or her block, you might as well get used to sharing the sidewalk with the rear tire of that ugly ass Ford Pinto.

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