The Person Who Tries To Race You
This is bound to happen to you, if you have a ride that even comes close to resembling a sports car. Even if you're just driving a V6 automatic Camaro, some dude in a souped-up Eclipse with neons is probably going to show up at some point or another and aggressively rev his engine at you. If you can, just avoid making eye contact. If you were sucked into the trap, floor it with him for five seconds, then let off before you get more than five over the speed limit. Too bad he didn't realize there was a cop sitting three cars behind him.