Baseball caps we understand. Sometimes you just need the sun out of your eyes. What we can't wrap our heads around is the endless array of ridiculous doo-rags, bucket hats, and floppy cowboy hats you see at gas stations. Someone has to be buying these things or they wouldn't be selling them, but who? None of this headwear is practical, so someone has to step inside to pay for gas and think that they would just look great in a doo-rag with flaming skulls on it, or a Looney Tunes bucket hat.
We want to meet that man.