License Plate Keychains
Trying to buy one of these is a rite of passage. Every kid who isn't named Michael or Ashley has to dig through the racks of these things and feel the disappointing sting of failing to find their name [Author's Note: this is especially terrible if your name is close to, but not, "Brandon"].
How did children keep their keys straight in style before these novelty key chains were sold? Previous generations really did have it rough.