The 10 Types of Subway Conductors

The Poet

Everything this guy says sounds like he's gunning for first place in his local poetry slam. The stops are pronounced in a plodding rhythmic tone; the warnings about standing too close to the edge and random police searches are rattled off like he's opening for Kanye at MSG. We love this for guy for his enthusiasm - as misguided as it might be.

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