8. The Shopping Cart
Although shopping carts aren't directly people hitting our cars, they're the result of people being too lazy to walk 10 steps to put the cart in theh place it's freakin' supposed to go: the designated cart return area. Yes, people, this exists! Crazy concept, we know, but believe it or not, putting two wheels on grass isn't the preferred method. Neither is blindly leaving them in the middle of the lot, where they turn into moving land mines, just waiting to catch a gust of wind and sail right into that rear tailligiht of ours.