5. The Red-Light Runner
RED MEANS STOP. It's a universal sign, and it's not subjective. You see red on the light, and you stop at the little white line. I'm partially color blind, and I can still manage to follow this, so why can't you? Whatever you're speeding to get to is not nearly as important as my car, which you just so happened to total, because you're dumb. Thanks, guy!